The question is not whether life begins at conception like pro-lifers profess, or at first breath like the bible says. Life began billions of years in the past and hasn’t stopped since. Or maybe just six thousand years back when Eve got her man tripping on drugs, he snacked on an apple, but it screamed out loud, “I am a living being. You’ve hurt me, you’ve sinned.” His girl wasn’t happy, she had a bad trip, so Adam came up with a plan to handle this. He told the apple “you might be alive but you’re no human being, I can draw that line wherever I want it to be.”
He came down from the drugs but his mind was made up. Adam began changing things into whatever he named them. The garden was gone, but now he had a kingdom. The plants became crops, the beasts were livestock. And they didn’t scream anymore, they just squealed. They weren’t friends anymore, they were meals. It’s not a sin anymore, but necessary evil. How else could his girl feast on some baby back ribs?
Before long it dawned on Adam that even people with different skin were not as human as him, so he started to draw lines on them and by the tenth day of genesis, Eve vomited from morning sickness. She was having a baby back then even though she didn’t want kids. Not this one. It might be alive but it’s not human, she cried, not yet. Adam wouldn’t listen. The next line was not drawn where she asked him. He said, “If anyone here isn’t human it’s you, bitch. That’s my son.” So he saved baby Cain but the cost still came from the life Abel lost.
Later, God sent her one begotten, transgender son to correct this original sin by reminding men that what you do to the least, you do to Him. He’s the food you eat, the slave you beat, He’s the life striving to enter this world through any possible portal. He’s even the man with the rifle aimed at your temple to remind you who’s really immortal. A human being is still meat, and she’ll eat you. Sometimes they win and sometimes, it’s your turn to sin. Those are the options. Shoot your shot, cast your stone if you have no victim. It’s not your fault your mom’s twat tore to pieces on your way out but she still had to forgive you. God’s job assignment isn’t innocence. God gave you power over one thing, your actions. Nobody controls their own results. All you have is your best. Haters only mean to ignore themselves. So wear a condom if you're anti-abortion. And yes, let the lepers back in, but only after you've cured them.
His followers listened, then when their savior’s speech finished, they stapled him to a cross, paid for popcorn and watched him rot. He wasn’t human either, just a failed god. They weren’t looking for justice, just somebody to judge and they caught Him sitting on their throne.
